Jokes
- Dan the Man
- Defensive Back
- Beiträge: 846
- Registriert: Fr Mär 16, 2007 18:46
- Kontaktdaten:
Jokes
Ich glaube ein Witze-Thread fehlt hier noch
A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint.
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint; come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala,
where they enjoyed the weed.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry
and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this, swam over to the little lizard, and
helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he
was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out, walked
into the rain forest, and found the tree where the koala was
sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
'Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude.....
How much water did you drink?!!'
A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint.
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint; come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala,
where they enjoyed the weed.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry
and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this, swam over to the little lizard, and
helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he
was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out, walked
into the rain forest, and found the tree where the koala was
sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
'Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude.....
How much water did you drink?!!'
- abbelundnei
- OLiner
- Beiträge: 347
- Registriert: Do Apr 12, 2007 11:30
Sastanu se Amerikanac, Francuz i Bosanac i pricaju o tome
ko naj vece zgrade ima.
Kaze Amerikanac: Mi imamo naj vecu zgradu na svijetu.
Kad' se ja popnem na emapjer steit bilding i viknem zivio regan,
oko mene ce sat vremena i duze stajat i odjekivat regan,
regan, regan...
Kaze Francuz: Ma nije to nista.
Kad' se ja popnem na ajfel toranj i viknem zivio miteran,
oko mene ce cijeli dan i duze stajat i odjekivat miteran,
miteran, miteran...
Na to Suljo: Ma daj ba. Nije ni to nista.
Kad' se ja popnem na Begovu dzamiju i viknem zivio milosevic
oko mene ce stajat svi sedmicu dana ma i duze i odjekivat
jebo te on, jebo te on, jebo te on,...
ko naj vece zgrade ima.
Kaze Amerikanac: Mi imamo naj vecu zgradu na svijetu.
Kad' se ja popnem na emapjer steit bilding i viknem zivio regan,
oko mene ce sat vremena i duze stajat i odjekivat regan,
regan, regan...
Kaze Francuz: Ma nije to nista.
Kad' se ja popnem na ajfel toranj i viknem zivio miteran,
oko mene ce cijeli dan i duze stajat i odjekivat miteran,
miteran, miteran...
Na to Suljo: Ma daj ba. Nije ni to nista.
Kad' se ja popnem na Begovu dzamiju i viknem zivio milosevic
oko mene ce stajat svi sedmicu dana ma i duze i odjekivat
jebo te on, jebo te on, jebo te on,...
Hammer oder Amboss, du musst dich entscheiden.
Sastanu den Amerikanern, Frankreich und Bosanac und darüber pricaju
die meisten, hat die größeren Gebäude.
American sagt: Wir haben die meisten größeren Gebäude der Welt.
Wenn "Ich popnem in emapjer steit bilding und viknem zivio Regan,
um mich herum wird eine Stunde und länger stehen und odjekivat Regan,
Regan, Regan ...
Frankreich sagt: Ma nicht auf Nichts.
Wenn "Ich popnem in ajfel Turm und viknem zivio miteran,
um mich herum wird ein ganzer Tag und mehr stehen und odjekivat miteran,
miteran, miteran ...
Auf dieser Suljo: Nun lassen Sie ba. Nicht einmal nach gar nichts.
Wenn "Ich popnem in Begovu dzamiju und viknem zivio Milosevic
um mich herum stehen im Mai auf einer Woche und länger und odjekivat
Jebo und er Jebo und er, und er Jeb
die meisten, hat die größeren Gebäude.
American sagt: Wir haben die meisten größeren Gebäude der Welt.
Wenn "Ich popnem in emapjer steit bilding und viknem zivio Regan,
um mich herum wird eine Stunde und länger stehen und odjekivat Regan,
Regan, Regan ...
Frankreich sagt: Ma nicht auf Nichts.
Wenn "Ich popnem in ajfel Turm und viknem zivio miteran,
um mich herum wird ein ganzer Tag und mehr stehen und odjekivat miteran,
miteran, miteran ...
Auf dieser Suljo: Nun lassen Sie ba. Nicht einmal nach gar nichts.
Wenn "Ich popnem in Begovu dzamiju und viknem zivio Milosevic
um mich herum stehen im Mai auf einer Woche und länger und odjekivat
Jebo und er Jebo und er, und er Jeb
"Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continues... AAY!" Disco Stu[4F08]