In a school just outside of Pittsburgh, a first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a Steeler's fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they were Steeler's fans too. Not really knowing what a Steeler's fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all went up into the air. However, there was one exception. A little boy named Timmy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asked him why he had decided to be different... "Because I am not a Steeler's fan" says Timmy. The teacher then asked, "What are you?" Timmy said "I'm a Seahawk's fan." The teacher was a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asked Timmy why he was a Seahawk's fan. "Well, my mom and dad are Seahawk's fans so I'm a Seahawk's fan too." The teacher was now angry. "That's no reason" she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?" Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steeler's fan."
Terry Bradshaw, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a
faded Steelers flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity,
Terry." said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Bradshaw
felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he
noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion
with a blue and white sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an
enormous SEAHAWKS flag, and in every window a blue Towel.
Bradshaw looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL
records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point Bradshaw?"
"Well, why does Matt Hasselbeck get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said, "Terry, that's not Matt's house, it's mine."
