Breaking News from Oakland

[Karsten]

OAKLAND, (CA)--

Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

[musketeer54]

Wenn ich nicht LaMont Jordan in 'nem Fantasy Team hätte, könnte ich da sogar drüber lachen...

[Oborius]

Da hat doch Toni Montana seine Nase im spiele